I'm not sure if this is the right place for this topic but here goes anyway. I figured there must be some hockey jokes out there. Here is my starter. A famous hockey coach goes to heaven, where he puts together a team of history's greatest players. God (the really first hockey player) decides he'd like to play a friendly game against the team from hell. He phones the devil and asks, "Are you interested in a game of hockey?" "Why not?" replies the devil. "I'm warning you, though. You'll never win." "Well, we have the best players of all time!" says God. "I know," says the devil. "But we have all the umpires!"